All novels have one moment in which a dog barks. It is a proven fact. So as I sit here at home, listening to dogs barking outside, I wonder what novel I might be in. A grunge novel? The house is messy enough, but there is not enough drug addiction or tortured love. Maybe a romance? It wouldn't be the chick lit kind, as me, the main character, does not have enough interest in shoes...

15 cm x 10 cm, 12 pages including amazing fold out suburb map