The shop on the other side of me is starting to get on my nerves, for the last two weeks they've played the latest Christina Aguilera album non-stop, on repeat, every day. The Michelle's Patisserie Barista comp starts...it's fucking loud and I can barely hear customers less than a metre from me. The compere-chick virtually shouts into her microphone, and the P.A. is turned up pretty loud. She starts asking questions about coffee to the audience (what sort of loser actually sits down and watches this...ANSWER: Pensioners and scabs) and whenever someone gets one of the questions right they play that ridiculous song from Ferris Bueller's "Oooooooh yeah". It was really (unintentionally) hilarioius. When a girl from South Australia does her entry for the comp (making three coffee related products for the judge to taste) they started playing 'Sisters are doing it for themselves...'

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