Unreasonable vendetta against: party invitations. Because: it's too much drama and I'd probably rather not go to your stupid party anyway.

Firstly: let's establish that I am not entirely a fan of parties, the last party I remember not having was my 10th birthday party and this was because my brother had thought it an awesome time to come down with whooping cough and thusly ruined any chance I had of having kids come anywhere near my house.  The last birthday party I do remember having was my 13th birthday party and all I really remember about that was it ended in tears because my parents had thought it a good time to bring their divorce to my party situation...

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