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How to write a Mills & Boon-esque bodice ripper novel
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Leopoldina Van Wowser-Ainwright
.. .NAMES. Your heroine/damsel crossbreed needs a name. Pretty straightforward. My advice to you is to select a common yet classic name that is at once familiar, yet evokes something more exotic. Names like 'Ariel', 'Angela', 'Eliza', 'Diana' and 'Pleasance' are pertinent examples. 'Leopoldina' is also highly recommended. But make certain to never choose names that reek of boganess ('Tayla', for example). If you do you quash your chances of achieving an educated audience while undermining the aspirational delusions of bogan readers everywhere...
21 cm x 15 cm, 32 pages
Leopoldina Van Wowser-Ainswright would like the reader to notes she does not in fact own Mills & Boon, Coca Cola, Fabio or any other brand mentioned herein this zine, nor is her retirement money worth suing for, being as it is located in an undisclosed tax-free location.
