Getting up: The staff have to put a sling on me, get you into the ceiling hoist. Then they hoist me up, and bring my chair over. Then they recline my chair and pull me backwards, making sure I'm in the right position before they put me down. Then they lower me into my chair and take the sling off and put the hoist away. The staff then does my seatbelt up. They then wash my face and brush my hair...

21 cm x 15 cm, 12 pages.

The cover doesn't actually include the pic, we added it (from within the zine) for the sake of mail order. Awesome zine!

Number Five includes the answer(s) to inane question #3 "Where have you been all my life:, a short guide on how to manage workplace lechery, hints on secret keeping, comparisons between HBO's Oz and real life based on extensive, painstaking research and more.

28 pages, 21 cm x 15 cm

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