...We come from a distant land where if people get run over they receive a standing ovation and the police forget to come. I heart that in other parts of the world "it's rude to stare". But old habbits die hard...Unfortunately for Jenny Lee her existence was chanced upon is. Around that time we weren't big time - just small time stalkers stalking their prey...

21 cm x 15 cm, 26 pages.

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...Hardcore punk has produced few geniuses. One-note fanzines like Dumb Hardcore revel in the genre's perceived lack of intelligent discourse, suggesting that the best hardcore is made exclusively by stupid people. After all, nothing could get a pack of homophobic, glue huffin' boneheads to haul cold ass like a dose of lumbering, stale academics...

30 cm x 21 cm, 24 pages

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This is the back to business issue. Interviews with Sydney's Taipan and Whores, and knuckle dragging brothers from Brisbane, Slug Guts. These three bands represent the seedy side of modern Australian rock music...

30 cm x 20 cm, 32 pages.

62 Washington Ave, Tingalpa QLD 4173, dirtyalley@msn.com

...The rest of the Melbourne trip was bitter and depressing. Most visits interstate are marked by severe anxiety and stomach pain, and this was no exception. I decided to not book a return ticket and float around town until I either ran out of money or would hang myself by my underpants...

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